mmitchell | 22 Oct 2011 1:02 a.m. PST |
I'm looking for some funny (or punny) names to put on the signs of my Western town. Things like: Wee Feecum & Howe – Attorneys at Law Wicke & Sons – Candlemakers Little, Johns, & Thomas – Tailors Slogan: "Our hems never come up short" Plantum – Deep Undertakers Stagger & Holmes Distillery Silly stuff like that. Got any favorites? |
Angel Barracks | 22 Oct 2011 1:10 a.m. PST |
Not quite what you after but amazing/astonishing none the less. link |
mmitchell | 22 Oct 2011 1:44 a.m. PST |
AB: Those are funny! There is actually a store in Houston named "Hung Dong." It's an Asian market. My wife drives by the place every day, but fortunately she's never dropped by to see if they have anything she wants to eat for dinner. |
Stagger Lee | 22 Oct 2011 5:33 a.m. PST |
I've always been fond of "W.E. Shippet & Storett" myself for um
. shipping and storage. |
Stryderg | 22 Oct 2011 6:11 a.m. PST |
A. Majors – General Store Sleepy Hollow – Bed & Breakfast |
Florida Tory | 22 Oct 2011 6:13 a.m. PST |
If you can't find any in the Click and Clack credits, you're not trying! link Their law firm, Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, is well known to any Johnny Carson fans. Rick |
thosmoss | 22 Oct 2011 6:56 a.m. PST |
There's a bike store in Moab (in the west, just not the old west) run by the two Miller (?) brothers. They sign their business cards "Rob M. and Bill M." There's always the classic clergy services offered include "Hatch, Match, and Dispatch." |
GildasFacit | 22 Oct 2011 8:59 a.m. PST |
Buck Bored – Wagonmakers Horace Shoe – Blacksmith Patton & Grant – General Stores (think about it) Cock & Load – Gunsmiths Will Cheatham – Attourney at Law S. Avitt & P. Rosper – County bank |
skyking20 | 22 Oct 2011 9:08 a.m. PST |
Some of the names that I am using come from things that have happened in games in the club or places we have been as a gaming group. For example, one of our guys (named Hall) was losing a game badly when he commented "Today it sucks to be me." It stuck. Now I have an undertakers shop called Hall's Hallowed Ground. Underneath its says "Today it sucks to be you". Also next store to the hotel where they hold the Seven Years Wars Association convention is a fantastic Irish Pub called Fiddler's Hearth. I took their logo off the net and made a sign. But by the door there is a posting that says "welcome SYWA members". Little stuff like that is fun and personal. The stuff you guys mentioned is fun but a bit old. I have gangs that play off modern stuff like the C.O.W.S which is a women's gang and it stands for CONSERVATIVES OPPOSING WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE and the N.A.G.S which is NARCISSISTIC ASSOCIATION for GENDER SUPERIORITY of course there are the M.U.L.E.S who are the MALE UNION for LEGALLY ENDENTURED SPOUSES (yes i know it should be an I). I also have the Kimbell Gang which is made up of 5 one armed men. All of their wives died under mysterious circumstances but each claim that that a two armed man did it! Try that approach. sky |
Fucilieri | 22 Oct 2011 9:43 a.m. PST |
there is a shop in the middlands called "Sofa King" whose slogan is "Our prices are Sofa king Low" Always make me laugh Regards Jez |
mmitchell | 22 Oct 2011 10:04 a.m. PST |
skyking20: I mainly run convention games, so "personal stuff" isn't really an option. And yes, these are old chestnuts, but when it comes to puns, those are the best. Besides, every "old joke" is new to a kid of just 10-14! I do like the thought of using acronyms, though
----------------- Just remembered: Madame Ore's House |
Dynaman8789 | 22 Oct 2011 12:12 p.m. PST |
There is a chinese place I saw called "F.U. Lay" (I might have spelled the last word wrong, but that is how it sounds) |
Mikhail Lerementov | 22 Oct 2011 1:47 p.m. PST |
For later years, perhaps pulp, Bloomington Il. is the home of Diesel Dicks truck repair. |
teenage visigoth | 22 Oct 2011 1:57 p.m. PST |
I made a Chinese laundry with a booze joint out back. The boozer joint was called 'Kwai Gong Gin'. Forgot the laundry, it was a pretty straight name. |
Toaster | 22 Oct 2011 6:45 p.m. PST |
My scenery collection includes a Chinese takeaway called "The Unlucky Duck" in memory of the sudden drop in the local duck population in my home town when the chinese takeaway opened. Robert |
Stryderg | 22 Oct 2011 7:35 p.m. PST |
Harry Pitts – Feed and Seed store Major Impact Ammo (MIA) I. Yankem – Dentist and Vet |
Dynaman8789 | 22 Oct 2011 8:21 p.m. PST |
> I. Yankem – Dentist and Vet We have a local Dr. that does Vasectomies by the name of Dr. Sloteroff, which is pronounced "Slaughter off", probably not useable for an old west setting though
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Grelber | 22 Oct 2011 9:56 p.m. PST |
There's a Mr. Nolette here who is a realtor specializing in leases. Or was--I haven't seen his advertising in a while: Maybe he lived up to his name. Grelber |
bsrlee | 23 Oct 2011 3:13 a.m. PST |
Legel, Eagel & Briefcase – a real legal firm in Australia |
Dynaman8789 | 23 Oct 2011 6:27 a.m. PST |
Not a business, but I knew a guy once called Dick Lively, real name too – it was not "Richard Lively". Don't know what the heck his parents were thinking. |
dglennjr | 23 Oct 2011 10:20 a.m. PST |
There used to be a free paper model available for the " Creek Paddle Store". I built one for my Old West town, but can't find the link for it any longer. |
Sven Lugar | 24 Oct 2011 12:04 a.m. PST |
My favorite is a now defunct Thai Restaurant in Tujunga California that I used to live near: "The Poo-Ping Palace" perhaps its name had something to do with its demise. |
Murvihill | 24 Oct 2011 9:32 a.m. PST |
"There used to be a free paper model available for the " Creek Paddle Store". I built one for my Old West town, but can't find the link for it any longer." "Uppa" Might not get bleeped
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wingnut | 24 Oct 2011 10:11 a.m. PST |
Terrement, Thanks for the Props
. I actually have about 6 notebook pages of future buildings/businesses for the town of Beaverlick, Wyoming. I plan on returning to that madness after the "Fist Full of Seamen" Pirate project is completed this Spring. Wingnut |
Omemin | 24 Oct 2011 12:06 p.m. PST |
The undertaker in my town is John Hill, nickname "Boot". |
etotheipi | 24 Oct 2011 6:47 p.m. PST |
Bradon Irons, Blacksmith Hollis Tuff Shipping Interest D. K. Poole*, Dentist Wealand Tong, Wainwright Aden Feather, Fletcher Sir Ossis, Distiller of Fine Whiskeys Chuck & Round Butchers Count Acres Surveying & Claims Lance Key Telegraphy Rolland Rock Stagecoaches Justin Thyme Post Riders Dewey Bleedham, Barber/Surgeon Noah Peele, Justice of the Peace Skinner & Filler Taxidermy Lawson Holliday, Sheriff * – actual dentist from my hometown |
The Shadow | 24 Oct 2011 10:44 p.m. PST |
>>I plan on returning to that madness after the "Fist Full of Seamen" Pirate project is completed this Spring.<< Way to show people that wargamers aren't a bunch of fat weirdos. Yuch!! |
wingnut | 25 Oct 2011 8:04 a.m. PST |
"Way to show people that wargamers aren't a bunch of fat weirdos. Yuch!!" This crowd dropped the ball on that long before I arrived on the scene. Most conventions I've been to think a "Stairmaster" is the second guy to blink in a contest. |
Hollywood | 25 Oct 2011 8:24 a.m. PST |
This crowd dropped the ball on that long before I arrived on the scene. Most conventions I've been to think a "Stairmaster" is the second guy to blink in a contest. Tee hee. |
Mikhail Lerementov | 27 Oct 2011 1:20 p.m. PST |
The woman who signed my draft card was named Hazel Slaughter. Seemed appropriate. Perhaps an arborist, and not very good at it? |
CooperSteveOnTheLaptop | 19 Nov 2011 8:50 a.m. PST |
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