"June 2010 Radio Daze (Click)" Topic

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There's a guy in the funny papers we all
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-- created an international incident when they attempted to forcibly remove his --

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lamb meatballs in a spicy ragu sauce. First go along to your local butcher and ak him for a……..

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double shot of my baby's
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…red hot! Yore gal ain't doodley squat!
My baby's red hot! Yore gal ain't…

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Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
At the end of last weeks episode a new vampire had arrived in Sunnydale, Willow had been taken by a demon and Xander had just…..

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is the Wheel! It's perfectly symmetrical, yet -'

'Cut tne mumbo-jumbo, old man, and get on with

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…with the show! Joining George and Gracie tonight are Adolph Menjou, Betty Hutton and singing sensation…

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Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
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emptied on full-auto, Lieutenant ! Choppped 'em up
pretty good !'

'Is that so, Weldon ? How many of those inoffensive
shirts hanging on the line do you think you really

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…have a chance against me Holmes?

Moriarty…may I draw your attention to the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.

The dog did nothing in the night-time Holmes.

That was the curious incident my dear fellow. Now if…

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… you suffer from chronic hemorrhoids, ask your doctor about Hirtznomor!

Caution: Side effects may include uterine hemorrhage, birth defects, bleeding of the intestine, cardiovascular disease, deafness, kidney failure, dementia, depression, hepatic injury, diabetes, diarrhea, erectile dysfunction, fever, poliomyelitis, glaucoma, hair loss, anemia, leukemia, hypertension, insomnia, lactic acidosis, mania, liver damage, melasma, thrombosis, priapism, rhabdomyolysis, seizures, drowsiness, increase in appetite, stroke, heart attack, suicidal tendencies, tardive dyskinesia, psychotic episodes, paranoid delusion, double-vision, and --

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-barratry on the low seas!"

" I'm surprised at you, Holmes – You must be well aware that I suffer from seasickness . . . "

" Utterly irrelevant, as I'm sure you recall the Affair of the Elasticated Eggwhisk, wherein you attempted -"

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muggery with intent to wump or some such foolish
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…things remind me of youuu…

See the market place in old Algiers
Send me photographs and souvenirs
Just remember when a dream appears
You belong to…

dream a horrific nightmare, just ingest some of
Auntie Griselda's cooking ! Guaranteed to put you

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…on the path to a new level of peace and enlightenment. Hubbardology has transformed the lives of millions. For your free informational pamphlet, please call --

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on the reserves of strength built up by months of
exercise in the gym !

What ??? You didn't exercise ?!?!? Sorry, you'll have
to go down

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…Moses…way down in Egypt laaaand
Tell old…Pharaoh-oh…to let my people…

Twist again, like we did last summer
lets twist again, like we did
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in Tibet, just after the first attempt on the North face of Everest. I remember how every evening the sherpas would…

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Who's on first, what's on second!

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Third, and most importantly, you must be certain to grip the plant near to the roots, as you otherwise may tear away important leaves and shoots, leading to the problem of --

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Flatulance, do you suffer from the embarressing odor of

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role playing. A game may take many sessions to complete and can often lead into further…

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-ing the ambitious schemes of the EVIL Doctor Phil,
well-known for

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-- coming into the curve at a good 220 miles per hour, with Dale Earnhardt Jr. close on his tail! He seems to have recovered his confidence from that horrible accident last year in --

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Sleepy Hollow, juat about a mile from the old bridge, where they still say that on a foggy evening in the fall you can hear the
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creaking of the bridge's wooden supports grew louder and
louder, until, with a gigantic CRACK !, the structure
collapsed into the

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"…Thames."

"What!?"

"Oh, did you like her?"

"Yes!"

"Oh well, we won't dump her, then. Well, what do you think: we can burn her or bury her?"

"Well, um, which would you recommend?"

"Well they're both nasty. If we burn her, she gets stuffed in the flames – crackle, crackle, crackle! – which is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead, but quick. And then we give you a beautiful urn full of ashes which you can pretend are hers."

"Oh!"

"Or, if we bury her she gets eaten up lots of weevils and nasty maggots – nibble, nibble, nibble! – which as I said before is a bit of a shock if she's not quite dead."

"I see. Well, I'm not quite sure she's definitely dead."

"Well, let's have a look! Where is she?"

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was the optician's daughter, and she certainly made a
spectacle of

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…all of us to all of you from Rexall! Now back to Amos & Andy!

Kingfish! Dat Madam Queen done roped me into da condition of bein' married an' I ain't ready for no holy deadlock!

Well Andy, as repulsive as dat sounds, ya gots to admit dat Madam Queen is quite a…

Heartbreaker. Love taker
Heartbreaker
don't you mess around with me,
Your a
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Jet all the way.
From your first cigarette to your last…
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…of the Mohicans". Starring Randolph Scott, Bruce cabot and Binnie Barnes. "An action packed version of this classic tale" says Walter Winchell of the Daily Mirror. Begins this Friday at the Manhattan Paramount on Broadway near…

-miss ! Crank in another degree of azimuth and fire !'

'Uh, sir, that was the last of the ready ammunition.'

'Then fire starshell, or whatever

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you desire she said with a smile while lighting his cigarette.
Philip Marlowe looked at her with a sneer and said,
"lady your a……..
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…fetid cesspool of industrial waste. However, great promise is being shown by a new breed of bacteria that can digest and break down such waste into such harmless side products as --

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brown paper packages tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite
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- Martian! yes, America's favourite comedy is now on -

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your marks – get set -'

'Wait wait ! The sun angle's wrong for the camera!
We'll have to wait until

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…the sun shine's Nellie.
And the clouds go drifting by.
We will be happy Nellie.
Don't you…

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know
where the love of god goes,
when the waves
turn the minutes
to hours?
The searchers all say
they'd have made Whitefish Bay,
if they'd put
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all that spare cash into MOON ROCKS CAFE – Cremmins'
Industries latest venture into entertainment and
food service ! The IPO will be on Tuesday next and

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"…hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself!
Tonight we will mock the earthquake!
Tonight we will ascend into the heavens,
and penetrate into the very womb,
of
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…Actress Sandra Bullock, which boasts five bedrooms, 4.5 baths, a parlor, a ballroom, a third floor that was unfinished when purchased, an enormous outdoor pool, and a helicopter landing pad. Visitors say that the Victorian feel is enhanced by many charming trim and moulding pieces, as well as a newly-installed suite of --

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you to say that mam, but I'm just doing what I was meant to do, saving folks and righting wrongs.
We must be going Kemosabe.
Yes, your right Tonto and he sais as he swung into the saddle, tipping his hat to the……………
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left and to the right, but totally ignoring those
directly to his front, which leads to

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tickets in my pocket, now baby,
we're gonna disappear.
We've waited so long, waited so………

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Long and Thanks for all the Fish by Douglas Adams, the fourth book in the Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy trilogy. Published in…

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